YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP! Here is a hilarious collection that catches real-life knuckleheads in outrageous acts of brazen stupidity, giving new meaning to that famous four-letter word: "DUH"! * The Oregon resident who was waxing his 1984 Pontiac--and somehow managed to shove the antenna up his nose . . . GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT MAKES HOLE IN ONE * The Atlanta Braves pitcher who was treated for five-inch-long welts after he tried to iron his polo shirt while wearing it . . . MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH * The inmate at a Chesapeake Correctional Facility who filed a five million dollar lawsuit against himself . . . DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE * The woman who couldn't stand the discomfort of having a callus on her right foot, so she blew off her big toe with a shotgun . . . Radio personality John "Kato" Machay's lively compilation of news stories, headlines, and courtroom gaffes proves hands down that truth is dumber than fiction! REMEMBER: To err may be human, but to laugh out loud is divine.